Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Not enough Purell in the world...

Let me paint a picture, I collect department store catalogs and I don't see them often in the wild. So when I saw an old Canadian Tire catalog on the top of this box I instinctively shoved both my hands in.

That's when I discovered that the box was 99% crusty ol' second hand pornography. Did I mention I've got a germ thing? I set my hands on fire. Who the f*ck buys old jackrags in broad day light at a flea market?


  1. I'd buy that for a dollar.

  2. Ahem...I did when I was 13 years old. No one cared that you were underage at the flea market.

  3. Neal, I totally get that, I personally was a connoisseur of discarded "Forest Porn" in those days.